Day 7: Drive from Buena Park, LA to Tuscon, Arizona.
Early wake up need to change the rental cars over again. Drop off old car, take bus to new car. Narrowly avoid having to spend the rest of our holiday in a Chevy, i think the model was 'superugly' but i could be wrong. Pssssh free upgrade, well take the ford focus please.
Driving, driving, driving, Mc Donalds, driving, driving, stop to play cactus, driving, driving, find place to stay. Easy. Dinner at Dennys don't really feel like it, but its just over there. Really hot today!
Marks mastered the driving and I'm working on my diploma in loafing, and cloud likeness identification. Both fields i'm already quite proficient in, but practice does make perfect. Hopefully find an aux cable tomorrow so i can work on my masters in DJ ing.
Train tracks are real close, do they have to toot right outside our room. Funny knocking noise coming from the roof, hrmmmm hope its not ghosts or illegal aliens hiding out from the fuzz :)
Monday, 12 September 2011
Sunday, 11 September 2011
Day 3: Universal Studios
Turning back time, this blog got lost but is now found!
Woke up this morning at a respectable 8am. Decided that we were going to go to Universal Studios but we needed to jack up a new hire car first. Sorted that out then we made our way there … Slowly.
Jiminy crickets it’s another scorcher of a day, yesterday it was 103 whatever that is in Celsius who knows, scholars maintain the translation was lost many years ago, but I think it means as hot as a whales vagina. Whoa that was a whole separate tangent. It was hotter today, anyway!
Our Universal Studios day was awesome and for the slow season, on a weekday we still had to wait in lines. Would hate to think of what it’s like in the weekends. God damn its frigin hot, lucky most of the rides spontaneously squirt you, and there are misters everywhere. Considering an occupation change, my new profession will be taking Universal Studios tours, talking shit all day seems right up my alley.
Days highlight, the water world show. The show was the best but even better I got to use the most hilarious joke I’ve been waiting a long time to use, satisfaction! Low light, missing out on Ray Jay live and free because we had to do washing. He he you didn’t think I was serious did you? G Unit would have been cool though.
Were at the Laundromat now its $4 a load, it only takes quarters and we only have a twenty dollar note. Woo Hoo a money changing machine, $20 worth of quarters … epic fail. Also I wish these loud mofos would shut the hell up its not conducive for a healthy washing environment. I may be forced to shank one of these kids, hope they brought their phone book stab vests. Over and out caaandycorrrn!
Day 6: LA County Fair, Malibu, Downtown LA
Ok lets try again GPS, please take us to McKinley ave POMONA did you get that? Not McKinley ave COMPTON. Great success! LA County Fair, mother of god this place is huge, big enough to need a shuttle to get from the carpark to the fair. Earlybird entry just $2, yusss. Margurita stands on every corner, i just might like this place. Now if you're looking for gigantic turkey leg snacks you've come to the right place,we'll take one. I do realise the other day i said gross but after careful consideration i decided it'd be rude not to. Not bad, but they have weird bone thingies all over the show. Oooh a parade, and they're chucking out beads, im not leaving till i get one! I got one. A whole margurita shaker and a churos (is that how you spell it, who knows) later we make our way to the car.
Its a beautiful hot sunny day and we aint got shit to do, lets go to Malibu! The date today is September 11th, the 10 year anniversary incase ya'll didnt know. We came across a tribute in the form of about a million american flags, looked pretty cool and we even found the NZ one in there.
Malibu beach is nice but Zuma beach is better, had a play there then decided we should go to Downtown LA. Did a lady say something about ... I dont remember, i need to go toilet so lets just go there and find some facilities. Soo Downtown LA is just plain creepy, looks like everything for sale fell off the back of a truck, and it smells like weez. Pungent, stings the nostrils. I would prefer it if i didnt get a cap poped in my ass, oooh look theres a cholo and a large black womans breasts, maybe we should leave now. Oh thats right the lady said don't go Downtown LA, because only working girls hang out there, now we remember.
Havent eaten since the dinasaur leg and i am about to die of malnurishment, we go to the 'Outback Steakhouse' for dinner. Australian crap all over the walls, meh. Food was nice, but, i was ready to eat my own ass so this may not be a reliable review.
Now were at the laundormat. Heaps nicer than the one we went to the other day, people even speak a bit of english here.
Droping off rental car tomorow morning to pick up a new rental car, so we can say adios Buena Park and hello the road...
Its a beautiful hot sunny day and we aint got shit to do, lets go to Malibu! The date today is September 11th, the 10 year anniversary incase ya'll didnt know. We came across a tribute in the form of about a million american flags, looked pretty cool and we even found the NZ one in there.
Malibu beach is nice but Zuma beach is better, had a play there then decided we should go to Downtown LA. Did a lady say something about ... I dont remember, i need to go toilet so lets just go there and find some facilities. Soo Downtown LA is just plain creepy, looks like everything for sale fell off the back of a truck, and it smells like weez. Pungent, stings the nostrils. I would prefer it if i didnt get a cap poped in my ass, oooh look theres a cholo and a large black womans breasts, maybe we should leave now. Oh thats right the lady said don't go Downtown LA, because only working girls hang out there, now we remember.
Havent eaten since the dinasaur leg and i am about to die of malnurishment, we go to the 'Outback Steakhouse' for dinner. Australian crap all over the walls, meh. Food was nice, but, i was ready to eat my own ass so this may not be a reliable review.
Now were at the laundormat. Heaps nicer than the one we went to the other day, people even speak a bit of english here.
Droping off rental car tomorow morning to pick up a new rental car, so we can say adios Buena Park and hello the road...
Saturday, 10 September 2011
Day 5: Fart around and what not.
Todays plsan is to find a skate shop and purchase skates, easy .....
We havent been to Long Beach yet so well find the skate shop closest to there. Moxi Rollerskates woo hoo its got leopard print skates in the window, i think i'll like this place, doesnt open till 12 ahhh maaan.
Off to the beach, cool beach nowhere near cool as Venice beach but a sweet beach all the same. Johnny Rockets for BrUnch becasue turns out that Mark is a certified alien and just doesnt like eating three meals a day, is this holiday or fat camp, im begining to wonder.
Back to the skate shop and they dont have anything in stock BOOO Moxi Rollerskates Boo! So we made our way to the other shop that we found, LA Skates way the hell over there. No luck, sad faces.
I'v been hearing on the raido about the LA county fair and i really want to go, sheep, cows goats never seen them before he he, i still wana go tho. So we decide to go. We put in the GPS where we want to go, theyll tell us how, and we'll just drive, easy! 45 minutes later we 'arrived at our destination' ummm this doesnt look like a county fair. GPS had its funny undies on and sent us to Compton instead. Police cars everyhwere, didnt see any big bald black men on rusted bikes with a glock sticking out their pants , dumb.
No county fair today so we went to Walmart instead. Im not sure what the big deal is, its better than the warehouse. Or maybe we just went to flash ones? Half a burger and chips for dinner, relax.
We havent been to Long Beach yet so well find the skate shop closest to there. Moxi Rollerskates woo hoo its got leopard print skates in the window, i think i'll like this place, doesnt open till 12 ahhh maaan.
Off to the beach, cool beach nowhere near cool as Venice beach but a sweet beach all the same. Johnny Rockets for BrUnch becasue turns out that Mark is a certified alien and just doesnt like eating three meals a day, is this holiday or fat camp, im begining to wonder.
Back to the skate shop and they dont have anything in stock BOOO Moxi Rollerskates Boo! So we made our way to the other shop that we found, LA Skates way the hell over there. No luck, sad faces.
I'v been hearing on the raido about the LA county fair and i really want to go, sheep, cows goats never seen them before he he, i still wana go tho. So we decide to go. We put in the GPS where we want to go, theyll tell us how, and we'll just drive, easy! 45 minutes later we 'arrived at our destination' ummm this doesnt look like a county fair. GPS had its funny undies on and sent us to Compton instead. Police cars everyhwere, didnt see any big bald black men on rusted bikes with a glock sticking out their pants , dumb.
No county fair today so we went to Walmart instead. Im not sure what the big deal is, its better than the warehouse. Or maybe we just went to flash ones? Half a burger and chips for dinner, relax.
Friday, 9 September 2011
Day 4 - Disneyland
What to wear what to wear. Im dressing for Disneyland this morning. I've only been waiting ohhh say, my whole life to come here, what does one wear. I only have black everything and im gona look like a molestor at Disneyland, maaaan. Ah well black on black it is. One Major hoisery malfunction later, were ready to leave. Side note, i wasnt the only blacked out deviant there so it was all good.
Took first expensive hire car back to switch to a cheaper company. Waited at hotel for '15 minutes' ... Turns out 15 minutes NZ time, is actually an hour American time, go figure. Dont you people know were going to DISNEYLAND today! Sheesh put some pep in it would ya Ivan.
Made our way to Disneyland, another super hot day. What a busy place! Pretty cool day Mark got soaked through on the water ride, makes me larf. Was hot so we went to get an ice cream ... thats not ice cream .... Turkey legs?? No thanks, what a wacked out snack!
Fudruckers for dinner, family friendly place. Not so much ear drum friendly and im deaf! Yummy food tho and i can appreciate dispensing my own condiments and burger fillings. Peace out essay.
Took first expensive hire car back to switch to a cheaper company. Waited at hotel for '15 minutes' ... Turns out 15 minutes NZ time, is actually an hour American time, go figure. Dont you people know were going to DISNEYLAND today! Sheesh put some pep in it would ya Ivan.
Made our way to Disneyland, another super hot day. What a busy place! Pretty cool day Mark got soaked through on the water ride, makes me larf. Was hot so we went to get an ice cream ... thats not ice cream .... Turkey legs?? No thanks, what a wacked out snack!
Fudruckers for dinner, family friendly place. Not so much ear drum friendly and im deaf! Yummy food tho and i can appreciate dispensing my own condiments and burger fillings. Peace out essay.
Wednesday, 7 September 2011
Wana see some Michael Jackson Dance Moves Chardonnnay
Day 2. Hollywood, Hollywood hills tiki tour, Rodeo Drive, Mideval Times.
Man this is a humungus place. Lets just have some breakfast in Hollywood aye? Yea thats a good idea. Arrive at 12.15, lucky i wasnt hungry at 8 when i woke up ......
Walked around the walk of fame, busted out about the best moonwalk iv ever seen, by Michael Jacksons star and an EVEN better slow mo run by The Hoffs star. SUCCESS!
Rodeo Drive nothing too exciting, a bunch of shops poor people are too intimidated to go in. And not even a rodeo no cowboys or anything ha ha ha man i crack me up.
Traffic jam packed drive back to the hotel, god damn im starving. If 'Next Friday' and its 'holey moley dount shop' hadnt runied dounts for me i coulda had mysugar for the day but no, im about to fall asleep, need sugar stat!
Mideval Times for dinner, woooo its only been 7 hours since we ate. Man what an awesome place, horsies, birdies, dudes who are the apitimy of what any wella woman strives to achieve. Not a knife or fork in sight we eat half a chicken with our manly bare hands ..... just like at home. Our guy had some mad tiger blood and won the tournament, which makes me feel like a total bi winner hehe.
Man this is a humungus place. Lets just have some breakfast in Hollywood aye? Yea thats a good idea. Arrive at 12.15, lucky i wasnt hungry at 8 when i woke up ......
Walked around the walk of fame, busted out about the best moonwalk iv ever seen, by Michael Jacksons star and an EVEN better slow mo run by The Hoffs star. SUCCESS!
Rodeo Drive nothing too exciting, a bunch of shops poor people are too intimidated to go in. And not even a rodeo no cowboys or anything ha ha ha man i crack me up.
Traffic jam packed drive back to the hotel, god damn im starving. If 'Next Friday' and its 'holey moley dount shop' hadnt runied dounts for me i coulda had mysugar for the day but no, im about to fall asleep, need sugar stat!
Mideval Times for dinner, woooo its only been 7 hours since we ate. Man what an awesome place, horsies, birdies, dudes who are the apitimy of what any wella woman strives to achieve. Not a knife or fork in sight we eat half a chicken with our manly bare hands ..... just like at home. Our guy had some mad tiger blood and won the tournament, which makes me feel like a total bi winner hehe.
Tuesday, 6 September 2011
Day 1 Venice Beach & Hollywood Sign
Swet jesus what an awesome day!
We woke up late after a reduculous long day traveling. Decided we should hire a car, jose would be over in a short while .... an hour and 20 odd minutes he showed up woo hoo. Rotorua short while and LA short whiles are quite diferent. We were hoping for a car like off pimp my ride, but before it got pimped. Hello honda accord, ah well.
After a scary wee drive we found venice beach. Spent a couple of hours walking up an down the beach, had a play on 'muscle beach' stuff, went on the roundie wheel thingy and i went on the roller coaster by my louf he he. Hired some sweet beach cruiser bikes and took them for a burn. At whichpoint we got to see our first too legit to quit crazy! He musta been a real tuff fulla because he tipped over shelves AND a outdoor table umbrella setting, choice bro.
After thar we decided to stroll where we hadnt gone yet where some coloured folk of the male persuasion bailed poor mark up to buy their gangsta rapper cd. The nice kiwi folk we are didnt wana snob them so we stoped. Come the coloured folk swarm, i then realised what was going on and put my bitch undies on, coz they cant very well be mean to a girl now can they .... nope pheeew.
Back to the car we decided to put on our new cd and rock out on our drive to go see the hollywood sign. Stopped in at 'High voltage tattoo' the whole kat von D buzz but nothing exciting there. Sweaty walk up behind the sign god damn its still hot az at 8 pm. Spectacular!
We woke up late after a reduculous long day traveling. Decided we should hire a car, jose would be over in a short while .... an hour and 20 odd minutes he showed up woo hoo. Rotorua short while and LA short whiles are quite diferent. We were hoping for a car like off pimp my ride, but before it got pimped. Hello honda accord, ah well.
After a scary wee drive we found venice beach. Spent a couple of hours walking up an down the beach, had a play on 'muscle beach' stuff, went on the roundie wheel thingy and i went on the roller coaster by my louf he he. Hired some sweet beach cruiser bikes and took them for a burn. At whichpoint we got to see our first too legit to quit crazy! He musta been a real tuff fulla because he tipped over shelves AND a outdoor table umbrella setting, choice bro.
After thar we decided to stroll where we hadnt gone yet where some coloured folk of the male persuasion bailed poor mark up to buy their gangsta rapper cd. The nice kiwi folk we are didnt wana snob them so we stoped. Come the coloured folk swarm, i then realised what was going on and put my bitch undies on, coz they cant very well be mean to a girl now can they .... nope pheeew.
Back to the car we decided to put on our new cd and rock out on our drive to go see the hollywood sign. Stopped in at 'High voltage tattoo' the whole kat von D buzz but nothing exciting there. Sweaty walk up behind the sign god damn its still hot az at 8 pm. Spectacular!
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