Turning back time, this blog got lost but is now found!
Woke up this morning at a respectable 8am. Decided that we were going to go to Universal Studios but we needed to jack up a new hire car first. Sorted that out then we made our way there … Slowly.
Jiminy crickets it’s another scorcher of a day, yesterday it was 103 whatever that is in Celsius who knows, scholars maintain the translation was lost many years ago, but I think it means as hot as a whales vagina. Whoa that was a whole separate tangent. It was hotter today, anyway!
Our Universal Studios day was awesome and for the slow season, on a weekday we still had to wait in lines. Would hate to think of what it’s like in the weekends. God damn its frigin hot, lucky most of the rides spontaneously squirt you, and there are misters everywhere. Considering an occupation change, my new profession will be taking Universal Studios tours, talking shit all day seems right up my alley.
Days highlight, the water world show. The show was the best but even better I got to use the most hilarious joke I’ve been waiting a long time to use, satisfaction! Low light, missing out on Ray Jay live and free because we had to do washing. He he you didn’t think I was serious did you? G Unit would have been cool though.
Were at the Laundromat now its $4 a load, it only takes quarters and we only have a twenty dollar note. Woo Hoo a money changing machine, $20 worth of quarters … epic fail. Also I wish these loud mofos would shut the hell up its not conducive for a healthy washing environment. I may be forced to shank one of these kids, hope they brought their phone book stab vests. Over and out caaandycorrrn!
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