Ok lets try again GPS, please take us to McKinley ave POMONA did you get that? Not McKinley ave COMPTON. Great success! LA County Fair, mother of god this place is huge, big enough to need a shuttle to get from the carpark to the fair. Earlybird entry just $2, yusss. Margurita stands on every corner, i just might like this place. Now if you're looking for gigantic turkey leg snacks you've come to the right place,we'll take one. I do realise the other day i said gross but after careful consideration i decided it'd be rude not to. Not bad, but they have weird bone thingies all over the show. Oooh a parade, and they're chucking out beads, im not leaving till i get one! I got one. A whole margurita shaker and a churos (is that how you spell it, who knows) later we make our way to the car.
Its a beautiful hot sunny day and we aint got shit to do, lets go to Malibu! The date today is September 11th, the 10 year anniversary incase ya'll didnt know. We came across a tribute in the form of about a million american flags, looked pretty cool and we even found the NZ one in there.
Malibu beach is nice but Zuma beach is better, had a play there then decided we should go to Downtown LA. Did a lady say something about ... I dont remember, i need to go toilet so lets just go there and find some facilities. Soo Downtown LA is just plain creepy, looks like everything for sale fell off the back of a truck, and it smells like weez. Pungent, stings the nostrils. I would prefer it if i didnt get a cap poped in my ass, oooh look theres a cholo and a large black womans breasts, maybe we should leave now. Oh thats right the lady said don't go Downtown LA, because only working girls hang out there, now we remember.
Havent eaten since the dinasaur leg and i am about to die of malnurishment, we go to the 'Outback Steakhouse' for dinner. Australian crap all over the walls, meh. Food was nice, but, i was ready to eat my own ass so this may not be a reliable review.
Now were at the laundormat. Heaps nicer than the one we went to the other day, people even speak a bit of english here.
Droping off rental car tomorow morning to pick up a new rental car, so we can say adios Buena Park and hello the road...
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